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Royal Sampler

by The Stink

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1.
I want to smell you 'til the break of dawn i want to smell you, is that wrong? there's something that i gotta tell you, baby there's something you ought to know i've been watching you for some time on the low, baby, on the low i can see the direction we're taking i can see that you're making a play i can see that you've been mistaken so before you get carried away, i gotta say slow down, i don't want to touch you at all I want to smell you 'til the break of dawn i want to smell you, is that wrong? i can tell you think it's freaky, honey but it's something that's just for me, you see and it's not like i'm taking your money or i wanna get covered in pee you're still here so i'll take it for granted that you might be down for real let me get big whiff of you, baby and i promise that i'll make you squeal slow down, i don't want to touch you at all I want to smell you 'til the break of dawn i want to smell you, is that wrong?
2.
yeah, it's time for dinner all day, stalking her prey, her patience wearing thin can't deny the drive within her for the feast, a glorious beast, now she's closing in CHORUS: there's no escape, man, you better pray don't try no fancy maneuvers cause you ain't gonna get away not tonight, she's a man-eating cougar yeah, she's a killer long claws, powerful jaws, a healthy taste for men and it takes a lot to fill her big cat, simple as that, on the prowl again CHORUS BRIDGE: ah she's a man-eating cougar ah oh but i love her now ah she's a man-eating cougar ah oh yeah, she's a hunter red meat, always a treat, she never gets her fill no, she can't control her hunger cloth rips, she's licking her lips, she goes in for the kill
3.
Burly 03:23
I was born on a mountaintop, I live off the land I kill bears with a single chop from my great big hand I can eat whatever I want I've got animals for friends I carved a house from a fuckin' rock and I'll do it again, because I'm burly I'm fuckin' sweet I'm surly don't fuck with me I chew bark and I sleep in mud every single day I skip rocks and i widdle wood, I've pissed my life away I shit fire when I get real mad and I'll punch down a tree Come on down to my woods one day and you'll see what I mean
4.
she's a fancy debutante yeah, she's well put together in her shoes that match her parasol and if she gets to flaunt she'll be down for whatever lookin' fancy when she's dancin' at the ball yeah, she's a debutante, she's kept up on her tan loungin' poolside in the afternoon in her white chiffon, her sights set on a man i hope she'll settle for a goon cause all i want is a fancy debutante she ain't too impressed with me no she's far too conceded going dancing with her fancy friends she'll take the SUV now that mom doesn't need it mom takes the caddy now that daddy drives a benz but for a fancy gown, no hand-me-down could be the type of dress a baroness would wear just take a glance around her fancy town, you'll see they're all stuck up, but i don't care! cause all i want is a fancy debutante in a fancy restaurant i'll have a blue johnny walker she'll have a greyhound with a twist of lime yeah, she's a debutante and i'm a cool party rocker i'm living easy on her dime! and all i want is a fancy debutante
5.
The Bully 03:08
night rolls in, it's time to find some trouble see a star and put it in it's place every night he rises from the rubble to find a geek and punch him in the face life ain't easy for the bully, no one takes his side, he knows he must make it on his own no one dances with the bully, but that don't hurt his pride the bully would rather dance alone people say he's really just a coward and over-compensation is his way all his life he never had that real kind of power so someone small and weaker has to pay life ain't easy for the bully, no one takes his side, he knows he must make it on his own no one dances with the bully, but that don't hurt his pride the bully would rather dance alone and no one ever tries to understand life ain't easy for the bully, no one takes his side, he knows he must make it on his own no one dances with the bully, but that don't hurt his pride the bully would rather dance alone
6.
when i get down with a sickness lying in bed, feel like hell there ain't no meds to help me kick this there's only one thing that can make me well she dances in to me so fucking sexy her hat, her shoes, her uniform all white she runs some tests to assess me then gives me sexy healthcare through the night cause she's my sexy nurse (she she she likes to dance) she's my sexy nurse (she she she likes to dance) she heals me where it hurts (she she she likes to dance) she's my sexy nurse (she she she likes to dance) when i'm laid up with a fever she cools me down then gets me hot again and then it's my turn to relieve her prep her for injection, i descend she says it stings for a second but it's only pleasure once it breaks the skin and now she always comes when i beckon i love that sexy nursey medicine and what a sexy nurse (she she she likes to dance) she's my sexy nurse (she she she likes to dance) she heals me where it hurts (she she she likes to dance) she's my sexy nurse (she she she likes to dance)
7.
Rockbringer 03:08
when i was just a child, a god appeared to me his hair was long and wild, he was smelling of the sea with fire in his eyes and thunder on his breath he came down from the skies and he wore the sign of death and he said: my child, i will redefine style when i'm in the zone, i'll dethrone any king my style is so fucking buckwild it will make you smile then defile everything cause i'm the rockbringer! sex singer! part god, part man, part animal behold, I'm fucking bold yeah! he gathered some fire, he gathered up some clay he built a small empire that is rocking to this day but since the fall of rock, we've had to hide away til he rejoined his flock and retaught us how to play and he said my sons, you were deified once time to load the guns, no fronts, talk is old a sick track running through a big stack like a sneak attack bringing back rock and roll cause i'm the rockbringer! sex singer! part god, part man, part animal behold, I'm fucking bold yeah! yeah! yeah! rockbringer! cock slinger! part god, part man, part animal behold, I'm fucking bold yeah!
8.
I said hey! clap your hands and say hooray! yeah, the party's on today! we got the fun stuff! well, hey you! yeah, you've got nothing to do! so come and party with us! there's nothing left to discuss! so you better stop by, man, the party's on! you can bring your big truck and park it right on the lawn! cause it's a party! we'll have triscuits and havarti! ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I said hey! clap your hands and say hooray! yeah, the party's on today! we got the fun stuff! well, alright! we're gonna party tonight! we got a couple o' kegs! and some great deviled eggs! i know that you know what i'm talking about! we got the hot dogs grilling on the back of the truck! i said hot dogs! yeah i'm talking about the hot dogs! ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
9.
The Strain 05:16
when Greggson found the strain that undid all mankind he tried his best to just not let it spread but Greggson was too late, for he had gone half-blind and so he called the CDC and said: can't you see what we've got here? i'll repeat if it's not clear to "wait and see" would be insane! don't you see what the facts mean? what we need is a vaccine we need a way to kill the strain or it could be the end of us mankind is circling the drain don't let this be the end of us after just a week, millions had gone blind the CDC was nothing but a joke but Greggson was a geek and so he went online he hooked his camera up and then he spoke: people you need to believe me, no this ain't gonna be on your TV listen to me and i'll explain it's real bad, as millions of you know, but some of you will be immune though and your blood can help me cure the strain or it could be the end of us mankind is circling the drain don't let this be the end of us
10.
In the first year, when the darkness fell 'twas man's worst fear brought to life in a living hell all men lost sight, and the dark ensued but all men must fight to provide their kind with food and when a man died in a bloody defeat, his body left behind in the aftermath other blind men smelled blood in the street they only wanted meat, they didn't mean to eat... the blind! eating the blind eating the blind it's the blind! the blind eating the blind the blind eating the blind on the bright side, a few were still not blind those with sight tried an attempt to save mankind but food was scarce and the demand was high so a fair plan was devised: some live some die they served up meat ground into a paste and everybody said it was crazy sauce the blind came to eat, they'd been starving for days they didn't like the taste but they couldn't quite place... the blind! eating the blind eating the blind it's the blind! the blind eating the blind the blind eating the blind
11.
we are gathered here today all thanks to a man who dreamed of a better way he selected us, protected us, a debt we must repay so now we hang our heads and pray well, his name was angus, he was a fucking good man now just an empty shell, he's gone though his job was thankless, his vision was fucking grand and so his memory shall live on back when the world first went insane he was the only man who tried to use his brain he'd provide assistance to the misfits who were resistant to the strain and he helped us through the pain so we make a pyre - the best damn pyre we can make and we place him up on top and then we light the fire and push it out into the lake stand back and watch it burn on the water burn on the water burn on the water from the shore Angus Greggson was his name he didn't cause this mess but he shouldered all the blame he protected us and yet he was infected just the same and now it's such a fucking shame so we make a pyre - the best damn pyre we can make and we place him up on top and then we light the fire and push it out into the lake stand back and watch it burn on the water burn on the water burn on the water from the shore

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Originally released in October of 2011, The Stink was never truly happy with how Royal Sampler sounded. In the Summer of 2013, the band went back into the studio and re-recorded all of the instrumental tracks and are now re-releasing the digitally remade album!

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released October 18, 2011

Produced by Dan Kramer and The Stink
Recorded at King Killer Studios

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The Stink New York, New York

In 2010, Dan Kramer and Dave Bunting (formerly of Guyz Nite) formed The Stink with drummer Tim Gramling (formerly of Federal Bison) with the goal of bringing throbbing high voltage rock.

Since October of 2011, The Stink has released 1 full-length album (Royal Sampler) and 3 EPs (American Glory, Beasts, and Trouble).
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